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These don’t take too long, but I really get a kick out of them. I made these, but there are a ton more on icanhascheezburger.com.

Recently, I began fostering a stray kitten. It was a female around 4 months old. A woman and her 3 year old daughter decided to take a look at her. They ended up being her new parents. The following are some photos the new owners sent me.

Here’s a funny joke that was sent to me via email. I apologize for sending people to my blog, but this was was the only place I could think of putting it. Enjoy

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.

I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User…..

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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfrie nd 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear”
to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 ! and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support

Joey Greco, the host of Cheaters, has a striking resemblance to the well know CEO of Apple, Steve Jobs. Please see below. Greco on the left, Steve on the right. The second picture is Steve Job’s body with Joey Greco’s head.

This is so funny. Watch the whole thing. I know its long. Deal with it.

I just recently bough 2 iPod shuffles from eBay. They were supposed to be BRAND new. I mean never opened or registered. Well, I was wrong

I click the buy it now button, and buy 2 iPod Shuffles, 1 GB for about 130.00. Its in Hing Kong. OK. I’ll wait.

About 10 days later, I receive them in the mail. Hooray! When I begin to open both packages, I notice that one is dirty around the play button. “Nah, shipping dust.” Well, I start by connecting one to my USB port. A red light turns on, and I think “Hmm, ok. Its charging.” Something strange…iTunes says “no iPod connected.” Hmmkay. I grab the software disc, and pop it in. Definitely not Apple software. There are all these weird files and junk. Ok, now I worry. I take it out, and grab the instructions. The print in the manual is all pixilated and un-proportional. OK, Apple, did some one fall asleep? No, someone in Asia Printed this and made phony software.

I call Apple and ask why iTunes isn’t recognizing the Shuffle. The ask for the S/N. I give it to them and they give me bad news. They say that this iPod is over a year old this month, and has had at least 2 previous owners. They also say that it is a 512MB iPod and not a 1GB. Well, somehow, it had a 1GB flash in it.

Its official. I have been sent counterfeit iPods. I can add music, by dragging MP3’s to the disc drive, but thats it. My laptop says that it cant recognize it. I have filed a report with paypal, and now I wait. I am very disappointed, but I will live.

My advise is that you ONLY but Apple products from Apple. This is a lesson learned, and one that I will never forget.

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There was also some oil comming from the switch that smelled REALLY bad.

My beautiful iMac G5 is for sale on eBay right now. Its 1.6GHz, and loaded with software. Enjoy

iMac G5

OK, here it goes

1. Open “My Computer”
2. Doubble click on “C:” or Your Hard Drive
3. Doubble Click on “Program Files”
4. Double click on “Microsoft Games”
5. Doubble click on “Halo” or “Halo Trial”
6. Doubble click on “Maps”
7. Take out the BloodGluch Map and put in your Modded one.
8. Keep the map that you took out, because that is the normal one
9. Any questions, william.techdebates@gmail.com

Thanks!

There are exclusive pictures of Google Calender CL2 Leaked. Dont have some exact details, but I do have a few screen shots. I do know that it will be using Ajax.

• Mozilla Corporation has made $72M last year from the popular Firefox browser. Wow. No know had any idea. A small little company that grew at an amazing pace.
• The money comes from the Google Search box on the top right, when you search using that box and you click on Google ads on the results page Firefox gets about 80%.
• So basically, it is possible to make tons of money by making open source software. (The $72 Mil is an estimate.)

If you would like to download Mozilla Firefox, you can download it here